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stork daddy let's make em dirty if possible, but cute is good too, so don't worry weird al if you're out there.

oops i did it again, i came in your mouth, exploded down south,
ooh baby baby
oops you told me to shout, to show myself out,
I'm not that innocent
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unhinged a la frank (i never laughed so hard when i heard him sing this and shake his little ass)

i'm gonna puke cause this mother fuckin song's retarded
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stork daddy what song was that based on? 020418
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stork daddy if you want to be like me baby there's a price to pay,
i'm as skinny as a model,
but i purge myself each day
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stork daddy it's tearing up my ass when i'm with you, but when we are apart i feel it too 020420
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unhinged those lyrics go to pink's 'i'm coming out' you know...'i'm coming out so you better get this party started' 020426
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stork daddy ahhh...good one 020427
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stork daddy playin with myself oh oh oh
playin with myself,

when there's nothing to screw
and there's no one to do
then i'll be playin with myself oh oh oh oh
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