blather
opportunivore
kingsuperspecial that's me

if it will hold still
I'll eat it.
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paste! (shoot yer poop/into my soup) 010803
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Cherry Hoshi Oppertunities in every Carnivore! 020405
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god this one's for you, douggie.
you're going to college, little guy.
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unhinged 'you vegetarians don't know what you're missing. besides, i'm too poor to be picky. i'm an opportunivore' 181020