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birdmad
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dammit, Tonya
i have a sleeping kitten pinning my right wrist to the armrest of my couch
i am typing with my free hand and wondering by what stretch of the imagination the little weirdo finds this to be comfortable
oh, yeah...
merry xmas and happy holidays all around!
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bird
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hellllp_meeeee
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those awkward but loveable moments... while waiting one out i constructed a graph in my head. cuteness stays level but discomfort rises over time. where those lines intersect, you have to budge the kitten. like any science experiment though, there are random factors that change everything up. the kitten might decide to shift positions, or some other being disturbs them (say, a bite on the leg, diesel?)
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misstree
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i have taken to the tactic of overloving the catlike substance when my legs go numb and my bladder is screaming... i just start petting him... and petting him... and petting him... he'll start by waking up to squint and purr at me... eventually he'll meow a few times, rumbly affairs due to the continued motorboat... eventually, he'll decide that napping is better than schmoozing and mosy off.
trying to get him off of my shoulder, though, requires some acrobaticsl.
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boy
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give me it back plzz bbz
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060623
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sab quoting some tv show quoting some artist somew
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now stand the hell back
you're breathing on my painting
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birdmad
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A thirteen pound Spooky has captured my left hand. I still have laundry to tend to.
Seriously.
Silly cat.
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unhinged
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stupid carpal_tunnel
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