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| "Not The" Man | It's "Not The" Day! What a fun surprise for you! | 080718 |
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| "Not The" Man | Yesterday was the anniversary of "Not The" Day, but I forgot to host a commemoration. I'm sure you are most disappointed, but console yourself with the knowledge that in the coming weeks I shall celebrate some other sort of day. | 090719 |