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epitome of incomprehensibility So I'm posting messages through a Facebook work account on student chat groups, advertising a tutoring centre.

Student: posts meme saying he wishes all the tutoring company plants would get out of the group.

Me: (fair enough, I don't like this job, and I don't like to be annoying, even under a fake name)

Me: (but what's if I can be funny)

Me: posts "Not a plant, an animal. I'll have to advertise for biology tutoring next :)"

...And the student actually felt bad for calling "me" out. Like, why?? The centre had a silly advertising idea and I had an even sillier pun.

And maybe I am a plant: rooted to one place, working from home.
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e_o_i I'm still working from home, but I went jogging yesterday. Does Earth's biology allow for plants that jog sometimes? 210225
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e_o_i I was feeling a bit down about my work circumstances, but at least I'm not in their admin team anymore.

Not that it was all bad. But the part where you had to spam people was annoying.
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