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wow.
this is old, so i don't know if any of you will ever check back here, but you need to seriously get over this fear.
the most frustrating thing in the world is someone who's too afraid to do anything about their feelings. Now, I'm not trying to be sexist here, but girls - this is not our department. It's nice that we can sometimes be 'empowered' and 'break barriers', but all females yearn to be wooed - even the coldest, heartlessest bitches.
boys, these ones pose a bit of a risk to the safety of not even trying, but if she's worth it to you, make her laugh. do it with wit and finesse too - milk out of your nose is not funny until she knows you better, and it's just some adorable thing you're good at. if you're more interested in seeing her smile than showing her off to your friends, she will at least enjoy speaking with you. yes YOU. if any of your friends are 'cell-phone-playa', she's already met them. if you are 'cell-phone-playa', you're wasting your time. (see below). if you really don't know her at all, that means you are likely a 'good-guy'. this alone increases your chances to 50-50, as opposed to the 0% chance you have if you're standing in the corner staring at her like 'stalker-guy' does.
(he doesn't really know her either, but... he does. and she knows he does, she's not stupid. it's not good. if you are him, you will not make her smile. ever.) and by chances, i don't mean getting her into bed. i mean, if you like this girl and want to date her, this is your chance.
see, not many guys approach 'cold-heartless-bitch', save for 'cell-phone-playa', and 'cocky-drunk-loser' because neither are afraid of being denied. 'cell-phone-playa' has no insecurities about his looks, HE IS HOT. and he has NO personality to be insecure about. 'cocky-drunk-loser' is 'stalker-guy' in the making, and ironically has nothing going for him to LOSE in the first place. you will see 'cold-heartless-bitch' surrounded by many a 'cell-phone-playa' wherever she goes. rest assured - they are just her friends, because:
A) she would never get involved with them - they're slutty. and
B) she can rely on 'cell-phone-playa' to look good on her arm at formal functions requiring a date, not sparkling conversation.
you see her being cold to 'cocky-drunk-loser' and think you have no shot either. NO. do not compare yourself to him. save her from him. she will appreciate it. and she will WANT to keep you there. not because 'cocky-drunk-loser' could come back - no, i think he go the point. she was cold enough. plus he's drunk and already can't remember where to find her if he wanted to come back for more. no, she will want you to stay because you did something nice. she wants to know more about you. yes, she's a little suspicious... you could be 'dorky-magnet-puppy', in which case, she will be your friend, even tomorrow. but you're not - you're 'good-guy'. you said you were up there in your blathe, so believe it now.
you are wonderful. all of you will want to take her home, but you'll still keep getting to know her when she says no, this is how she knows you're 'good-guy'. you aren't off to find some sluttier peice of ass, and you're not persisting either. you like her. i suggest you don't ask her at all - she could accidentally mistake you for 'cell-phone-gino', which is worse, believe me. he's more pathetic than 'cocky-drunk-loser' because he's consciously aware he's being a dick. you'll know she isn't mistaking you for him, because it's been ten seconds and she hasn't told you to fuck off yet. if you accidentally do ask her to sleep with you, and you're still interested in her as a person when she says no, apologize - you were mocking 'cocky-drunk-loser', weren't you? yes. you were. you're'good-guy'. no matter what, she will not go home with you, no matter who you are.
if 'cell-phone-playa' is rejected, he's not worried, he'll never go home lonely anyway, he'll keep trying all the 'cold-heartless-bitches' and go home with 'mopey-best-friend'. you don't want her even to love her - she's already slept with 'cell-phone-playa' and that means she's got no self esteem.
this does not mean this is even a bar-type situation, in fact, 'cold-heartless-bitch' would prefer it if it weren't. 'cocky-drunk-loser' can also be found at staff functions, house parties, restaurants and sporting events... basically, anywhere you can buy alcohol. 'cell-phone playa' is at these places and more: the grocery store, the mall, the ice cream shoppe; basically, wherever 'cold-heartless-bitch' is. this is where you have to be.
DON'T FOLLOW HER - she might mistake you for 'stalker-guy'. But you are already in places she is anyway - your school, your work, your bus stop, your favorite book store... she's the one you think you can't have. you wonder if she's really 'cold-heartless-bitch' or 'sweet-shy-girl'. she's neither, so it's not hard. these aren't rules for playing a game. they are just things to remember so you can keep your fear in check. she is not better than you, nor does she think she is. this is not scary.
these girls will respect a guy who is not intimidated by her, only if he's a 'good-guy'. that's attractive. You are shaking in you socks, but making her laugh will make you feel better too. if you're a decent person, she will see it within the first five minutes of knowing you because she's no time-waster. she's not really heartless, she's just not thrilled about being involved in any predictable games, or unrealistic fantasies. If you want her, get her - if you don't, move on then. she will be content to wait for the man who WILL put in that much effort. she can be sweet and mushy, but she's in no big hurry - she's patient and values the quality of the mush - not the quantity. Men who want HER pity are not attractive; they will never be able to protect her when SHE is afraid. you don't have to be stronger than her - you just have to be even, because no matter how strong she is, when she feels weak, she'll feel weaker than you ever could.
guys - you need to step up to the plate. every girl likes sweet guys. there is no 'bad boy' syndrome, and if the girl you're after likes that crap, she's derranged. are you really that desparate to go for a girl who's derranged? yes, it's fun to do spontanious things, and there's nothing better than a 'mischevious' guy, but BAD is BAD. women are not attracted to men that hurt them, they are trapped by them from the abuse and can't leave, and believe me. if she is stuck on 'mean-bad-guy' she's confused because when she first met him, he was pretending to be 'good-guy'! if she's trying to find him in 'mean-bad-guy' again, let her do it. and get out of her life. this is a hassle. 'good-guy' will get 'hurt-bad'. you don't want a girl who wants to 'fix' you. plus, when she finds out you're not broken, she'll go back to 'mean-bad-guy'. don't mistake 'bad-choices-girl' for 'cold-healess-bitch' or 'sweet-shy-girl' or whatever you want to call her. she'd never put up with tht shit, and remember, she'll know right away if you've been good or bad (kinda like santa). actually, call her something nicer from now on, cause she's not cold to you any more.
you met. you asked her on a date. she wouldn't say no, because 'girl-with-whatever-new-sweet-name-you-give-her' will give every 'good-guy' one chance at least. 'good-guy' comes by so rarely, she's not gogin to throw you away, you could be a great friend, if you don't wind up her lover. and right now - that's where her mind is, (friend) so don't be pushy. If you're not to risky, and you're afraid being good gets you nowhere, instead, try the 'i-have-self-esteem' approach. this is treating a girl the way she LIKES to be treated, as opposed to how you precieve a girl SHOULD be treated. it makes all the difference. do this with your own dignity intact, and she will be smitten. a lady will be confident in you if you are confident in her. and you can't be confident in anyone unless you are confident in yourself - when you doubt yourself, you doubt others. at this time in your lives, the only thing you know about feelings and reactions to them are your own. (burden, you said you were 19, are you 20 now? it makes no difference.) trust me - not everyone reacts the same way to the same feeling. decoding that will come with time. one day, your girl will seem angry at you, and when you walk up behind her and swing her around and say, 'baby, why're you so crabby?' and pout silly, you'll laugh together, as you find out it has nothing to do with you. you can only get to KNOW her, to know how she reacts. And let her get to know you, so she knows what to expect from you.
don't make this a fricken puzzle she has to solve because once she ralizes that it wasn't that perplexing to begin with, she will be let down, when she realizes you were only being tricky and not real. be honest, but not heartbreakingly honest - too honest, too early is scary. No girl wants to know she ever made you hurt, or made you feel insecure about yourself, or has the ability to - nor does she want to hear that ANY girl did this to you. it sets off all kinds of alarms when a girl sees you troubled about something trivial, like a misunderstanding. regardless of how far we've come and how strong we are, we all want you to be stronger than we are. a weak man is easy - worth only whatever she took from you, or left you emptied of. and useless - if you need her strength, who is she going to turn to when she's breaking - girls break all the time, you just might not know it.
save the insecurity-complex confessions for when you're in love, and one night in bed you're smooching - giggling when you tell her. she'll take you right there. it's so cute you needed her that bad then - because you're so strong to her - she never would have known.
Yeah we LOVE your sensitivity, when we discover it. Don't put it on your sleeve though - everyone can see it there, and that's just not exclusive enough. if you'll offer it to just ANY girl, it's not that special. we want to know we're special. worth being sensitive FOR. (which is probably the appeal of 'mean-bad-guy'. if he's nice to any girl, even once, that's pretty fucking phenominal.)
Show your sensitivity by being gentle, and thoughtful and caring. This doesn't mean buy her roses and shower her with too much attention; nor does it mean writing some freaky-deaky song or poem to compare her to the prettiest, lost reed in a cold blue ocean. that's nice, but girls don't want to hear that shit just yet, if at all. I can almost assure you, 'girl-with-whatever-new-sweet-name-you-give-her' will find this a bit cheesy, unless it's VERY personalized. and most girls, except the 'bleeding-hearts' WILL find this a bit lame. so right away boys, plagerism is out the window. after the first month of dating each other, you can leave her a cute note about the way her butt looked in that skirt - and keep it short. don't make a desparate confession of your love, just yet. save that for your first fight three months down the road after she has already told you she loves you. if that hasn't happened yet, don't do it. just let her know you care. she does too, and she's taking you seriously by taking her time getting comfortable enough to tell you that. when she does, she will mean it.
this is just how girls work. I'd be really caustious of the girl that confesses her love to eery boyfriend after 2 weeks. ('bleeding-heart' - she's a pain in our ass and you'll have a hell of a time dumping her)
Just consider her thoughts as well as your own, not before your own. really, this will be appreciated. I know you think you're already doing this with the ladies, but you're not. you're investing too much emotion, too soon and doing it for YOUR agenda - not hers. You're doing it because YOU WANT HER SO BAD, and you think just because you're a nice guy, you deserve this nice girl. of course you do - but you can't expect it to be all about your feelings.
Now, if 'cold-heartless-bitch'/'sweet-shy-girl' is still too much of a gamble with your feelings for you (your loss though...), one word of serious advice - never, EVER tell a 'nice-girl' she is HOT when she knows she isn't. if she's unconventionally cute, tell her she has a nice smile, or you like how her hair shines in the sun - tell her the truth about the things you like about her. 'nice-girl' cuold also be 'smart-girl'. smart girls know when they're being patronized, and will definately ensure you'll get nothing from them after they take what they can from you, because she will either know you're a liar, or she'll think you're really desparate; that's so unattractive, we won't even touch the subject. if you're really, really good-looking, 'nice-girl' will like you already, if you are also nice. 'smart-girl' likes 'honest-boy', and really isn't all that concerned with your looks. it also helps if you have some interesting darkness to your persona. if you are not adorable, smart girl is the way to go, because she will show you real love, she'll like your personality - so i hope you have one. if the girl you are patronizing is not that smart - why are you wasting all that star-crossed-lover emotion you keep pent up inside on a stupid AND ugly girl? ARE you desparate? NO. you can do better.
on girls who are firends, never girlfriends: ascertain first whether you're a sucker, or whether your feelings are real. No girl will be your affectionate, sweet little friend without having some kind of crush on you, and TRUST ME, ladies, no guy in the world would be a sweet, affectinate friend to you if he didn't like you. Men do not get bothered with things that are not important to them. You are important, if your friend is showing you that you are. You're both scared as hell, but someone's got to make the move, and guys, it's your call. You HAVE to do something about your feelings, or you will feel this way forever. because it will keep happening to you.
The only time this should ever be confusing is if you're 'dorky-magnet-puppy' and she's 'cold-heartless-bitch'. I'll explain: you make perfect friends - even sharing a little affection. in fact, she may even like your company so much, she'll take you places she used to take 'cell-phone-playa' because you're really fun. But, 'dorky-magnet-puppy' is all about 'cold-heartless-bitch' and rarely lets his personality break through for her to see, so she won't see how great he is, then his friend 'good-guy' will sweep her off her feet. 'dorky-magnet-puppy' is not that attractive, because he is afraid, and she knows it - so she won't push. he's a good friend. and 'dorky-magnet-puppy' will take advantage of that friendship. 'good-guy' wouldn't. that's how she knows. to break free from that mold, you have to be 'good-guy'. which you are, because you said you are, so don't worry about this.
on hearing no: it isn't that bad, regardless of whether you're a boy or a girl. It's the not-knowing that kills you. it's the confusion, the hopelessness because you are so afraid and feel timid, that makes you fear more than anything that the other person may not feel the same.
get the fear out of your mind. if you can be this scared, it's likely the other person can be too. you know how shitty this feels. why would you put a girl you like through that, guys?
When people exchange genuine feelings for each other, they are genuine. You have to trust that. No one will ever pretend to care about you if they don't care - you only have to know the difference between what is happening for real, and how you always imagined it could be. this is the difficulty of being young - you aren't sure about anything, all of the time, and it's scary. but honestly:
'all you need is a small test of success, and you will find it suits you'.
--Monique (Better Off Dead)
go get that love, that apple of your eye. moping around isn't going to make anythign happen. it's only going to make you seem pathetic (unattractive) or uninterested (it's hopeless again).
a last world for the lonely, shy girl on this page: If he doesn't know how you feel, he's not going to make a move. A guy would rather die inside, than in front of you. If you like him, flirt. If you think you don't know how - it's bullshit. you just be nice, smile and remind him he's great. and when you talk, you ask him questions and answer his truthfully, but try to keep it a little fun, you know? he'll see that you like him, he'll be confident enough to make a move, and you'll be happy. OR, he won't respond at all, and if you're not coming on like gangbusters, then no big deal - you'll both find a nice new friend that can introduce you to OTHER great guys/girls.
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