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| brak |
one time I hired a monkey to take notes for me in class. I would just sit there with my mind a complete blank while the monkey scribbled on little pieces of paper. at the end of the week the teacher said, "class, I want you to write a paper using your notes." so I wrote a paper that said "hello, my name is Bingo. I like to climb on things. can I have a banana? EEEK EEEK!" I got an F. when I told my mom about it she said "I told you never trust a monkey!" The end. |
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| niska |
especially if he's smoking a cigar and counting money. and laughing. he's up to no good, if he's laughing. |
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