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anon
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when i was a kid
i don't remember how old...
but after i got bored playing with them in other ways
they'd have sex at night
it was inter-species (i had one barbie, a dog, and elephant, and an assortment of others, as I recall), they could switch genders at my whims
there would be a mild interlude before they got down to it... they'd date for a couple seconds, go through a brief marriage interlude
and then they'd go for it
mostly the dog and the barbie... it was a kind of abstracted grinding together of vague genital regions, as i recall
didn't know much about the specifics of how it all worked
the dog was damn cute, the sexy dude of the bunch, and the barbie was continuously naked, since i didn't own any clothes for her
the plotline would be kind of vague, just an excuse to have sex
kind of like pr0n storylines, i suppose
i was a bit of a horny kid, i think
i'd make up scenes on the schoolbus, too, but i quit cause i thought it was a sin
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highanddry
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My toys used to have sex too.
I just recently started analyzing it (it's what I'm inclined to do). I had one Ken doll and fourteen Barbies, and I used to have contests... Ken would go out on a date with each Barbie, and hold contests on talent, kindness, and beauty, eliminate one Barbie every night, and then decide which Barbie he wanted to marry.
I don't know where this idea came from, given that this was sixteen years ago and shows like the Bachelor and Outback Jack didn't exist back then as far as I know, and I certainly didn't watch them if they did.
But there was this notion that women were always in competition with each other over one man, and oddly enough it was always the one Barbie who was prudish and didn't have sex with Ken who won the contest.
Funny, I wouldn't think they'd be compatible...
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my barbies had two kens to choose from
wedding day ken
and beauty and the beast somewhat ken
i was in a small cheerleading group back then (we were actually quite good, we were all star status)
so two men from the OSU cheerleading squad came to help us
(they were named Tom and Ryan and were gay but we didn't know that they were despite all the signs and we wouldn't have understood anyways)
but back to the story
i thought Ryan was ever so attractive
and my friend Hayley thought Tom was
and so our two Kens got named Tom and Ryan
and they got their hair cut like them and everything
and we had two gymnast Barbies
named Natalie and Dominique (twins)
and they dated Tom and Ryan
and our Barbies probably had sex more than anyone in the entire world
marriage wasn't even thought about first
just sex
it's quite funny to look back at now
so many days/nights of imaginative Barbie interludes
so innocent and yet so much knowledge
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highanddry
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Not exactly on topic, but on the topic of the innocence and sexuality of children...
Today, at a funeral, a three year old girl closed herself into a room full of people, told them to be quiet, and said...
"OK! Let's all take our shirts off and get this party started!"
And she did, to everyone's horror.
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darkened passages
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my barbies got raped. it wasn't just me, either. a friend and i would both enact those scenarios.
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