my_new_theory_of_easter
grendel in the express handbasket
the
easter
bunny
is
hiding
the
eggs
from
Jesus
because
god
does't
approve
of
the
relationship
between
the
easter
bunny
and
those
chickens
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...
slim hub
rebirth
ritual
made
compatible
with
christianity
.
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...
Casey
Are
you
implying
that
the
Easter
Bunny
and
his
chickens
are
in
a
homosexual
relationship
?
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...
slim hub
of
course
.
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...
slim hub
kill
me
please
.
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...
slim hub
someone
?
anyone
?
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...
slim hub
i'm
sad
.
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...
i could be wrong though
My
theory
is
that
Jesus
was
reborn
as
a
bunny
who
lays
chocolate
eggs
.
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...
epitome of incomprehensibility
...
that
traces
of
both
ancient
fertility
rites
and
Christianity's
story
are
influencing
our
present
notion
of
this
springtime
holiday
,
despite
the
cultural commodities
being
worshipped?
..
but
oh
,
such
lovely
junk
food
...
...
The
egg
-laying
bunny
must
be
a
chicken
-bunny
mix
.
The
secret
isn't
homosexuality
,
but
a
biracial
union
.
I'm
glad
I've
cleared
that
up
.
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...
sameolme
You
mean
the
tooth
fairy
wasn't
jumping
the
easter
bunny's
bones
?
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...
The Easter Pobody
the
relationship
must
make
him
feel
so
good
that
he
leaves
chocolate
behind
so
everyone
can
have
the
feeling
of
getting
a
little
sumthin' sumthin'
too
... ;
D
So
i
thought
i'd
do
some
math
here
...
bunny
+
chicken
= bicken? bunken? chunny?
o
.O
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