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Rhin
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she's a 12 year old, tiger-striped, 14 lb. furball with unique round eyes (they do not slant at all), can chirp like a Gecko, but sounds more like a bird (which she learned from the Gecko's as a young kitten on the island), and has a gray patch of hair on the back of her head from spending too much time flying. her name is Boo Boo. she has to be near me every single second, as if she were a puppy. she recognizes words like 'treat' and 'brush', and will run and fetch them herself. she can lick her front paws on command, loves the animal planet, attacks me if i whistle, whines if i sing, and tries to coddle me if i'm crying. she hates children and basically any females, has fought a boxer and won, is afraid of the outdoors, can jump almost 5 feet vertically into the air from a standing position, can and has killed snakes much, much larger than she, refuses to eat anything if she can see the bottom of her cat dish, and every single morning i have to pick her up and throw her over my shoulder and pat/burp her (as if she were a baby), so that she can purr like a firetruck and lick her paws simultaneously. if i don't she swipes my ankles with her claws for the remainder of the day, but then has nothing else to do with me. at this moment she is laying on top of my feet, and i'm losing circulation.
i'm getting a dog.
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