blather
musical_bad_guys
realistic optimist now that they have caught saddam,
we need a new bad guy so we can
keep this war machine plodding on.

what happened to osama?
i miss him thumbing his nose at us.
he was the guy i loved to hate.
i haven't seen a tape of him
in quite some time.

maybe we can turn our attentions
on north korea now, or even china?
or our long-time rival: canadia!!!
031214
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Lumberjack Canadians yeah for us! 031214
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pipedream would be gaston, y'know, 'cause he sings in taverns and eats five dozen eggs to keep him healthy and strong..killthebeast, killthebeast la la la...musical, definitely. 031214