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ethereal hamlet was what type of tragedy?

a total tragedy...ahem.
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dosquatch subject: history
question: Who was Robert E. Lee?
My answer: A man.

My teacher marked this wrong.

After the test was handed back, I raised my hand and asked, "Was Robert E. Lee a woman?" The whole class got a chuckle out of this.

"No, he was a man."

"But you marked that wrong on my test."

"That wasn't the answer I was looking for," she said.

Fucking ninny. "I can't help what answer you were looking for, you just said I gave a correct answer. I want credit for it."

I ended up appealing the point all the way to the school board. Not because I expected to get credit, just to be a pain in her ass. God, I love being a smartass.
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Jess he he! I think I can safely say this is the funniedt blather word yet! I honestly laughed at those! Shame there's not more!
I had a similar experience to the one above me!
It had a picture of a dog and a fish or something and it said what group do the two above belong to?
I put: organisms
it got marked wrong... you know the rest!
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and did you get credit dosquatch? 040715
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minnesota_chris you guys fight so hard for your right to stay ignorant... 040715
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silentbob homophobe 040715
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minnesota_chris my fear isn't based on ignorance though. 040821
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you are positive for herpes b. 040822
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. someone i know wrote on thier essay once:
"hitler condomed a million jews."

(ya know, instead of condemned)
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