most_embarassing_test_answer
ethereal
hamlet
was
what
type
of
tragedy
?
a
total
tragedy
...ahem.
040603
...
dosquatch
subject
:
history
question
:
Who
was
Robert
E
.
Lee
?
My
answer
:
A
man
.
My
teacher
marked
this
wrong
.
After
the
test
was
handed
back
,
I
raised
my
hand
and
asked
, "
Was
Robert
E
.
Lee
a
woman
?"
The
whole
class
got
a
chuckle
out
of
this
.
"
No
,
he
was
a
man
."
"
But
you
marked
that
wrong
on
my
test
."
"
That
wasn't
the
answer
I
was
looking
for
,"
she
said
.
Fucking
ninny. "
I
can't
help
what
answer
you
were
looking
for
,
you
just
said
I
gave
a
correct
answer
.
I
want
credit
for
it
."
I
ended
up
appealing
the
point
all
the
way
to
the
school
board
.
Not
because
I
expected
to
get
credit
,
just
to
be
a
pain
in
her
ass
.
God
,
I
love
being
a
smartass
.
040603
...
Jess
he
he
!
I
think
I
can
safely
say
this
is
the
funniedt
blather
word
yet
!
I
honestly
laughed
at
those
!
Shame
there's
not
more
!
I
had
a
similar
experience
to
the
one
above
me
!
It
had
a
picture
of
a
dog
and
a
fish
or
something
and
it
said
what
group
do
the
two
above
belong
to
?
I
put
: organisms
it
got
marked
wrong
...
you
know
the
rest
!
040707
...
and
did
you
get
credit
dosquatch
?
040715
...
minnesota_chris
you
guys
fight
so
hard
for
your
right
to
stay
ignorant
...
040715
...
silentbob
homophobe
040715
...
minnesota_chris
my
fear
isn't
based
on
ignorance
though
.
040821
...
you
are
positive
for
herpes
b
.
040822
...
.
someone
i
know
wrote
on
thier
essay
once
:
"
hitler
condomed
a
million
jews
."
(
ya
know
,
instead
of
condemned)
040823
...
.
.
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