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i'm a huge dumbass. i post under other people's names. i have a big grudge against daxle but can't admit it, instead i insist i randomly picked her to fuck with to entertain myself. i'm certain that she's really concerned with what other people think, because of an obscure phrase or two from a long time ago. i can't decide whether i've been around blather forever, or just a little while. i can't just drop it, so i'm going to keep trolling, surely someone will respond and pay attention to me. look, i'm proving my point right now.
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wow. daxle sure wins the prize for most blathers about her.
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it isnt too hard to get other people to jump into this little flea circus ive created.
there are those who resent anyone doing this to anyone. theyre like trained dogs on the end of a leash who will literally act out their habitual call to defend the underdog at the drop of a hat.
there are those who resent me doing this to daxle in particular. they are loyal, and of course they believe shes sweet or sincere or something. who knows? maybe theyre right, maybe she is sweet and just has a habit of being brutally honest because she can get away with it. since that doesnt concern me in the least, i say come on in! jump in the ring and amuse me with your antics!
then there is daxle herself, whose ego is literally both pissed as hell about me doing this, and pleased as punch to see that others are leaping to her rescue! hey a little ego stroke never hurt anyone, enjoy the friction of this one alyssa, courtesy of yours truly. (and you thought i was bitter, not at all!)
so now that 3 or 4 of you are all prancing around for my amusement(including the above x), i can just sit back, push a few buttons here and there and watch you all dance for everyone, a sculpture in egotism and reaction courtesy, again, of yours truly.
again! again i say!
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by the way miss collier, we both know who the above x is, dont we? imagine! you resorting to such pettiness just to get down in the mud with me! you shouldnt have, but thank you. its your predictability that makes you such a precious plaything. hate you? i absolutely adore you! this beats reality tv all to hell.
p.s. did you enjoy talking to me on the phone the other day?
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daxle_remains_unconcerned...
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and yet continues to respond. how curious.
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i'm beginning to sound more and more like a certain "departed" blatherer every day. enjoy the show. we'll talk horoscopes later.
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as much as I hate to really give any of this traffic...
I'm now OFF the decongestants and cold medicine, and STILL none of this makes any sense.
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flesh daxle
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if i had talked to a head job like you recently i am pretty sure i would remember
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minnesota_chris
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you sound really lonely, are you ok?
(not directed to the real daxle)
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stork daddy
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daxle is a much better person than most people i know. it is in fact, her ability to patiently feign apathy when it is required of her while actually really caring about a lot of things, that makes her a more useful person than i can claim to be. and i suppose that snarkiness can result from caring too much, but it seems desirable compared to caring too little, trust me.
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i'd suspect this impersonator in the recent burglary of my apartment as much as anyone
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symphonic
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liked your latest addition to the photo album dax.
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symphonic
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sorry to hear about the theft.
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the cheer-up kid
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I love this bond villain persona you're building up. "See how they dance to my tune. I am ozymandias, king of nerds. Look upon my cum spattered hankie and despair."
It's a good look for you.
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smoking mirror
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It's funny. The imposter's last post sounds a little like Daffy in tone, but it's too nasty for him. Have you got a fucked up teenage son Daf?
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orion
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Impersonator:
If you think these sorts of things are so much fun, let me challenge you...
stop your game or step out into the open and take your turn as the quarry.
Consider this a polite request.
beyond this, all bets are off.
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bijou
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this is so weird...
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as always I remain
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orion:
if you want a piece of the impersonator, you'll have to go through me first. give me your address so I can meet you for a leg wrestling match, winner take all. if you refuse, simply know that I will pay a small army of goons $50,000 to track you down and ask you politely to abandon this perilous game.
The Holy Onion
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