mistakes_that_make_the_man_look_as_stupid_as_he_is
devalis
My
friends
Mitch
and
Tim
are
huge
dorks
. They've memorized
the
Elven
tongue
and
speak
and
write
it
fluently.
So
Tim
writes
a
sign
and
posts
it
on
Mitch's
locker
saying
"
Here
lie
the
books
of
Mitch
"
in
Elven,
right
?
2nd
period
security
pulls
Mitch
out
of
class
and
demands
to
know
what
the
sign
says
,
thinking
it's
ya
know
,
some
terrorist
act
or
something
.
And
then
Mitch
mentions
Tim
,
who's
last
name
is
Israel
,
how
fitting
,
and
they
shake
him
up
too
.
Parinoid
much
?
020912
...
colors20
sure
are
...
that's
even
worse
than
my
school
is
.
My
school
actually
has
reason
to
be
paranoid
020913
...
kx21
Name
any
Man
or
woman
with
Zero
Mistakes
in
this
world
...
aND_i_WiLL_tELL_YoU_HOw_WonDER_yOU_ARe
...
020913
...
kx21
Mistakes
are
the
sweet
memories
of
progress
...
020913
...
kx21
Mistakes
are
the
sweet
memories
for
the
cosmic
progress
...
020913
...
unhinged
the
look
of
shock
on
his
face
when
i
got
up
and
left
wide
surprised
eyes
gaping
mouth
absolutely
no
recognition
that
i
should
be
mad
emotional_intelligence
also
implies
emotional_stupidity
age
has
little
to
do
with
it
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