milk_jug_anecdote
Persona
Into
the
fourth
floor
closet
I
went
.
As
I
was
busy
unloading
my
cart
of
dirty
linen,
I
became
aware
of
another
presence
in
the
room
.
A
quick
glance
and
a
double
take
;
there
it
was
.
Lurking
in
the
corner
was
a
milk
jug,
distended
and
threatening
.
It
had
swelled
to
spherical
proportions
and
beckoned
me
.
I
prodded
the
jug
with
exploratory
toes
and
it
wobbled, emitting
a
seething
hiss
. Expelling
festering
curses
at
me
for
having
disturbed
it
.
I
giggled
and
poked
again
.
Three
more
times
I
did
this
before
I
went
to
find
someone
who
would
shake
it
for
20
bucks.
040228
...
ever dumbening
i
absolutely
love
this
little
tale
.
040228
...
her royal highness the quirk
how
much
money
did
you
make
?
there's
an
empty
milk
jug
sitting
on
my
desk
.
it's
mocking
me
.
i
keep
meaning
to
take
it
to
the
recycling bin,
but
i
always
forget
.
040228
...
Persona
Well
,
I
did
find
someone
to
shake
it
,
for
free
,
but
they
tossed
it
into
a
dumpster
so
we
only
heard
a
little
"
pop
"
040229
...
Kelis
My
milk
jugs
bring
all
the
boys
to
the
yard
...
they're
like
,
it's
better
than
yours
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