michael_phelps
unhinged
even
though
i
don't
have
a
tv
,
i'm
routing
for
you
buddy
.
i
remember
watching
the
2004
olympics
slack
jawed
at
how
that
guy
could
swim
.
the
little
bathing
suits
on
tall
lanky
men
with
zero
percent
body
fat
doesn't
hurt
the
eyes
either
.
go
phelps
go
phelps
go
phelps
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...
unhinged
yeah
,
he
is
disproportionate
as
someone
pointed
out
to
me
,
but
that
does
not
negate
the
poetry
of
his
motion
.
or
the
fact
that
he
set
many
olympic
records
including
the
most
coveted highest
number
of
gold
medals
in
one
games
.
that
is
amazing
no
matter
how
tiny
his
head
is
or
how
long
his
torso
.
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...
lunatic jesus
...
and
big
ears
.
Don't
forget
the
big
ears
.
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...
oren
...
and_the
endorsements. Don't_forget
the
endorsements.
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...
FUCK YOU
Go
America
Go
!
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...
note the imbalance
it's
cool
that
he
won
a
few
golds,
but
winning
8
doesn't
mean
much
when
there
is
only
1
to
be
won
for
,
say
,
tennis
or
greco-roman
wrestling
.
it's
great
that
he
won
a
gold
,
but
i'm
no
more
impressed
by
his
8
than
by
a
gymnast's
2
.
if
volleyball
could
net
8
golds
too
,
then
maybe
this
phelps
guy
would
seem
extra
special
.
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...
unhinged
he
still
moves
faster
than
any
human
being
in
the
water
repeatedly
so
while
his
eight
medals
might
not
seem
as
impressive
based
on
sheer
number
of
events
they
are
still
eight
gold
frickin
medals
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...
unhinged
(
and
the
fact
that
he
consumes
12
,000
calories
a
day
is
also
laudatory)
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