blather
masked_as_subtle
unhinged 'have you ever given a girl flowers for valentine's day?'

'yeah.'

'have you ever given a girl roses for valentine's day?'

'yeah.'

'have you ever given a girl red roses for valentine's day?'

'yeah.'

'what was her name?'

'what?'

'the girl you gave red roses for valentine's day.'

'i gave my mom red roses.'

'aaawww' slightly mocking



hey anthony, i think your girlfriend wants red roses for valentine's day.
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