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paste! not quite the elusive legendary water monster that we all intended on seeing. still pretty freaky though. 020828
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tonya was first reported sighted by Saint_lunchmeat_aloysius_basketball in the yeat 1386 as he was returning from his duties as the referee at a particularly brutal game of surrealistic_tiddly_winks which saw, among other things, the brief otherworldy appearance of sammy_and_sandy's_other_eyes and the death of twenty five spectators in the front row as a result of the spontaneous_lasagna.

His journals were largely unintelligible until about three weeks ago when a trio of giraffes_from_delphi arrived in a fedex envelope at the post apocalyptic sunner home of miss_emma_horse_transfer of New Braunfels TX, bearing, in ther possion a pair of miniature horf_mallets, the ancient_codpiece_codex and chanting loudly "SPLACKY_IS_HONK"

scholars are still debating the significance of the discovery
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