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lobster_queen
god aye and verily inscribed by the office of pickled pigs feet as a true copy of a hi-jacked transmitting tablet docket originating from the royal lobster palace of the divine shrimp:


ahoy, be it knowne unto all manner of men, beastes and winged creatures that i, your gracefully frooging queen, do hearby decree that all which is daed and farky in the realm of oon be kloot by the end of the holiday of the feast of pewter. make it so!

(identified as the voice of queen marie II)
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