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oh, wretched day! i cannot stand it when i blathe under the phrase pretend_my_name_is_vlyzykyztyk, and yet, here i am doing exactly that!
there is little i resent more than being called vlyzykyztyk; and to be the one requesting such a horrid appellation is like applying a bottle of one's least favorite cologne to one's mustache.
don't call me vlyzykyztyk!
and yet, you had better call me vlyzykyztyk or else you will be the first person ever to blathe with disregard to the title word! seriously, the very first! vlyzykyztyk would not make-up such a thing!*
so you'd better call me vlyzykyztyk, and yet, please don't! oh, for a gilded biscuit of translucent epiphanies!
*that is, vlyzykyztyk would not apply make-up to the situation.**
**ooh, double asterisks
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