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trixie
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I didn't think guys called the next day
let alone at
8
A
M
evil. man. I'm not even moving at 8.
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trixie
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If it's less than a borough away- WALK
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trixie
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If you are under 5 feet tall yet have a C cup don't wear high heels or halter tops.
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trixie
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A wink means I want to fuck your brains out.
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trixie
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Cabbies don't care what goes on back there as long as they get paid.
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trixie
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Never give your real number or real name.
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trixie
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Don't live with an alchoholic.
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trixie
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No one buys anyone a drink out of the kindness of their heart.
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trixie
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No man is friends with a woman unless they have known each other for more than ten years and have also fucked each other dry.
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trixie
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Don't get on the Q, you'll get stuck at 57th St.
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trixie
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If you want to be an actress buy pussy spikes or become a dyke.
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trixie
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Everyone did coke with John Belushi and will tell you about it.
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trixie
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No one "owns New York"/ "made New York"/ "is New York" other than:
1. Donald Trump
2. Rudy Guilliani
3. Lorne Michaels/ Harvey Weinstein
4. Bob Dylan/ John Lennon
5. Jerry Seinfeld/ David Letterman
6. The Hilton Sisters
7. Derek Jeter
8. Langston Hughes
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trixie
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The Friars club is no longer an actual club. In 1995 they ceased to have an annual membership through invitation only. Now the Friars club is a charity organization with the Phoenix House and The Comedy Partners to sponsor such events as the Friars Club Roasts on their sister network Comedy Central. Further, invitation to said Roasts are obtained by either knowing the celebrity being roasted or being a contributor to Phoenix House or sponsoring the Comedy Partners. The Friars Club only seats approx. 240 at best, but for a Roast because of the stage, cameras, lights, and round tables, the Friars Club only seats approx. 175 which leaves only approx. 20 extra tickets for the wives and friends of the Roastee once the members of Phoenix House and Comedy Partners are seated. Thus, this leaves little room for anyone else to take part, meaning that anyone not associated with aformentioned groups will not be part of such events. Duh.
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trixie
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Hell's Kitchen is now Clinton Hill.
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trixie
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Business deals happen in offices, not bars.
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trixie
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There is no such thing as a nice girl.
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trixie
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The Mets suck.
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jane
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jeff richards can walk into your bedroom & wake you up
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jane
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two hours is a lot of sleep
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crimson
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My friend cancelled her trip to New_York_City because of their new public smoking regulations.
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trixie
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yeah that sucks
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030930
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trixie
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When you buy from Fresh Direct you have to do leave "leave with doorman" option
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trixie
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Everyone has a really cute dog that you are going to want.
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trixie
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Really awesome things happen to tourists.
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trixie
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Sooner or later someone you know will have slept with someone over at SNL.
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trixie
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They never give you enough soy sauce packets.... never.
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trixie
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winter mornings are beautiful
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040211
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trixie
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mr. big works out on 58th and 2nd
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040211
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trixie
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cool-wicked-awesome-amazing-chill-exhillerating shit always, always, always starts at the knitting factory
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040211
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trixie
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*however, you will never ever remember where the knitting factory is or how to get there even if you've been every weekend... strange.
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trixie
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the salespeople at Bloomingdales are asses to everyone, no matter who you are or what color your Amex card is.
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trixie
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you will eventually know everyone you have ever wanted to know.
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trixie
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you can even pay a penny to see great art at the met.
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trixie
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sometimes long time producers of tv shows ride the 6 train and get off at 77th st.
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stork daddy
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you have to not be as cool as people in san francisco.
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jane
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matt damon lives on astor place. i know because he brushed my friends arm while walking past her & she followed him.
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