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your family played it safe so you could have a shot at life, so you could have the chance for more. but you aren't going to take that chance you're going to play it safe so someone else can have the chance. but they'll go ahead and do the same stupid thing. it's like when there's one piece of pizza left and no one wants to eat it. well god damn it, i'm going to eat it.
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REAListic optimIST
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WAIT! i was saving that...
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so, um, are you eating pizza or taking a shot at life?
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and does this have anything to do with the grand farting joke? cuz this could get good, i mean, if it's garlic pizza, or if your taking a shot at life is garlic flavored, then it could smell bad too, which is also funny, but this may just be me, cuz my farts smell really bad when i eat garlic, although i've never eaten metaphorical garlic, and the dynamic might change when it's a trumped-up fart joke, like maybe the garlic-effect gets subsumed (and thereby trivialized) by the sort of hitchhiker's guide-type grandeur of this particular fart joke experiment. or this pizza thing could be unrelated, but either way your allegories are less bombastic and droll than mister astrology's. so carry on.
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stork daddy
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when i do fart. it will be in your general direction. droll means whimsically comic.
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pepper salted asshat in blackbean sauce
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ah yes, now _i_ have misspoken.
"more droll", then?
okay, ma?
and if it makes the fart joke that much better, then in my direction is quite acceptable. i'll be the audience plant if necessary.
far 'tway.
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that's exactly what they'll be expecting. it'll never do.
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fart
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that wasn't me....i swear
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so ....
you may or may not be farting
possibly in my general direction (or not)
because that is what "they" would expect
and you might be under sieve seige or serge from an imposter or a lamppost.
i'm confused, which is part of the plan. right?
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they would cut the last piece in half over and over til there was nothing but crumbs left because that way they didn't eat the 'last piece'
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