kx21_doesnt_love_me
silentbob
and
i
don't
know
why
040930
...
duh
because
you're
evil
,
silly
041001
...
silentbob
but
what
makes
me
evil
?
are
there
not
various
qualities
one
can
encapsulate
that
makes
one
both
good
and
evil
?
and
isn't
this
the
nature
of
relativity
?
one
mans
junk
being
another
mans
treasure
and
so
forth
?
do
i
not
have
redeeming
qualities
that
one
could
look
past
when
considering
a
husband
?
041006
...
:)
oh
,
you
have
plenty
of
redeeming
qualities
.
they're
just
overwhelmed
by
your
evil
qualities
.
Amen
.
041006
...
silentbob
name
my
evil
qualities
and_i_will_tell_you_how_wonder_you_are
041009
...
daxle
1
)
you
don't
have
any
kittens
2
)
you
don't
like
beer
041009
...
how did I do?
You
are
a
festering
hornet's
nest
of
evils.
You
lack
discipline
.
You
eat
other
people's lunches.
You
lie
.
You
tell
the
truth
when
you
shouldn't
.
You
haven't
invented
anything
useful
for
humanity
,
ever
.
You
probably
considered
voting
for
Nader
.
You
don't
give
blood
as
frequently
as
you
should
.
You'd
never
give
up
a
kidney
,
unless
you
were
already
braindead
or
you
wanted
to
preserve
the
life
of
someone
you
couldn't
live
without
,
or
because
you
felt
guilty
and
obligated
.
You've
lusted
in
your
heart
.
You've
coveted
your
neighbor's
ass
.
You're
quite
attached
to
material
things
.
You're
quite
attached
to
immaterial
things
,
and
don't
consider
it
wrong
to
feel
that
way
.
You
don't
meditate
the
way
you
should
.
You're
an
elitist
when
it
comes
to
things
you
like
.
You
don't
know
enough
Yoga
positions
--lotus
and
cobra
are
not
enough
!
You've
passed
by
homeless
people
while
driving
after
throwing
away
food
that
you
know
they
would
have
appreciated.
You've
reveled
in
others'
misfortune
.
You've
felt
sorry
for
yourself
too
often
.
You
hope
for
things
you
don't
deserve
.
You've
never
offered
to
make
amends
for
slavery
or
the
genocide
of
Native
Americans
,
and
yet
you
continue
to
benefit
indirectly
from
both
.
Your
name
should
really
have
a
space
between
the
T
and
the
B
,
because
there's
a
natural
pause
there
.
What
is
my
degree
of
wonder
?
041010
...
DannyH
Is
that
praising
with
faint
damnation
?
041011
...
silentbob
you
did
amazingly
041011
