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| bethany |
there once was a guy named kyle who i knew from a youthful dance class from the sticks of connceticut and this fateful night wanted some ass he came over with beer and cigatettes all in hopes for a sucessful booty call when we started talking i found out that this kyle wasn't the one i knew at all now kyle is hot and we DEFINATLEY could have had wall sex but since we last talked he stole a truck which is a felony in this state driven it into a ravine and blew it up then in his drunken chattiness to my wondering ears did appear the truth about kyle's recent past :jail, probation and being a felon for the next nine years so then i made up this story about jake my big huge boyfriend that was coming and that got kyle right out of my house and along with my fears about dying *names have not been changed as i do not want to protect the felons that wnat to fuck me and kill me |
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| unhinged | i wish i could say no | 110216 |