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Do all kitties go to heaven?
Or were they not meant for that place?
Are harp cases filled with twitching tails
or were they sent to scratch Satan's face?
Do our furry friends meet a happy end where angels stroke their hair?
If kitties don't go to heaven
that's not heaven there.
Some people push their beliefs on me
like they think they're heaven's cops.
The point is moot if there's nothing cute to comf0ort me when I drop
They press their point, I light a joint
then puff a cloud and smile.
If they've got kitties in heaven, I might stop in awhile.
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If kitties don't got to heaven
I don't want up there
No one to purr when I brush their fur
So they don't cough up their hair.
Please St.Jude, it ain't attitude, just thought you should be aware
if kitties don't go to heaven, I won't like it there.
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When I was young, I did something dumb
and enrolled myself in school
where I learned to relate with those who debate
about God and myths and rules.
I felt real dumb 'til someone came along
who felt a bit like I do.
They said to the haters, "If there's no Creator,
then how do you explain kitties fool?
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If kitties don't got to heaven
I don't want up there
No one to purr when I brush their fur
So they don't cough up their hair.
Please St.Jude, it ain't attitude, just thought you should be aware
if kitties don't go to heaven, I won't like it there.
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Not all kitties go to heaven,
though they were all meant for that place.
Some like to lounge behind the pearly gates
and some prefer to scratch Satan's face.
Can't say much bout the afterlife I'll only go this far:
Hell is where the kitties ain't
and heaven's where they are!
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If kitties don't got to heaven
I don't want up there
No one to purr when I brush their fur
So they don't cough up their hair.
Please St.Jude, it ain't attitude, just thought you should be aware
if kitties don't go to heaven, I won't like it there.
Please St.Jude, it ain't attitude, just thought you should be aware
if kitties don't go to heaven, I won't like it
I just couldn't like it
I know I won't like it
Why would I like it there?
With no kitties.
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