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a shoe-printed pigeon
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well, who the fuck knew karma could be so goddamned exacting?
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ass facely
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it's a bitch, innit?
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pftfpth!
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Sintina
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I can never decide how I feel about this. On the one hand, pigeons are so damnably annoying... on the other... it's a living thing! It's the same as kicking a cute little kitten, or kicking an old lady into traffic... and I can never get that song from Mary Poppins "Feed the birds" out of my head when I see a huge flock of pigeons!!
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god
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it's o.k. if you eat them afterwards.
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icy
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like pigeon sushi?
or do you grill them first?
do pigeons go well with taco sauce?
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Sintina
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Hmmm... that's true... if you kick them and kill them, then it's the proper thing to eat them afterwards. That makes kicking pigeons into a sport like any other form of hunting!
I think tartar sauce... pigeon meat is probably quite game-y and tough.
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falling_alone
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it's a bit tempting... ya know, they never fly away, only waddle.
so one quick movement would be so easy...and no one around i bet would even care.
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oldephebe
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okay so here's the thing - chinese restaurants in philly were and still are infamous for killing pigeons and dressing the meat up as chicken - you don't encounter it in the more upscale places but in the tougher neighbourhoods it's been going on since at leasst the 1930's and 40's. the city tries to step in and fines them and then they forget about them for a awhile and then they go right back to it.
then i'm reminded of the surly and recalcitrants pigeons of the cobblestone streets of the olde city section of center city in philly. these stone doves are bastards okay? they adorn the trolley tracks and streets and walk with a pronounced chip on thier shoulders. big city chip on thier shoulders.
these birds are completely oblivious to cars trolleys and the protestations of pedestrians. i've even tried to sweep them from my path by stomping near them and it takes 2,3, or 4 pretty declarative stomps to get them to reluctantly fly away.
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and then you know i'm reminded of that sienfeld episode where george is saddled with taking care of a squirrel he ran over trying to avoid a pigeon
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birdmad
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yeah!
that's what i'm talking about, those grungy-looking winged shit-dispensers that look like they'd just as soon carjack you as mob you for breadcrumbs
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oE
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yeah.
you know it
stone doves my arse.
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grendel
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kinda like "The Goodfeathers" on the old Animaniacs cartoons, except all of 'em are like the Joe Pesci pigeon as voiced by Bruno Kirby
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Two statues at the gate of a park, a man and a woman.
One day, acting on a whim, God decides to bring them to life for a while.
As they awaken, The Lord says, "I give you two hours of freedom from your vigil at these gates, use them as you will"
After the first hour, God, feeling curious, stops to ask them how they have enjoyed their first hour of freedom
"Womderful!" they exclaim "Thank You"
"Well then, enjoy the next hour as well"
The female statue then says to the male, "OK, Lets switch places, now YOU hold the pigeons down and I'LL shit on them"
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icy
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and all this time i thought the chinese restaurants used cats...
can eat chinese again!
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falling_alone
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so, oldephebe, you're saying i could've been eating pigeon all along?
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huh, i would've thought i'd have more of a reaction to this..
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