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jane
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091903
i awoke this morning to a voice saying, "this is a fire drill. what are you doing asleep at four in the afternoon??"
i was rather freaked out, due to a long night including some molestation, namely a tongue belonging to a brit named giles (i am not making this up) being stuck down my throat.
turns out this fireman was not actually a fireman at all, but a saturday night live actor who katie had run into & decided to bring around the dorm rooms...
he ended up laying down in our bed & put his website up on winter's computer. after he left i was exploring it & decided to leave a message...thanks for waking me up this morning, email me if you want my number so you can take a nap with us some other time...
he ended up instant messaging me & we decided to go out...we met in union square & walked with his friend and another girl to the apartment.
i still had alcohol in my system from the vodka we drank an hour earlier, but we had some more vodka there...we smoked a little pot...he kissed me & invited me into the bedroom...
we fucked like animals...every position, elongated stretches of oral sex...we tried to get the other two to come in & join us but they said no thanks...i wanted them badly...we could see them fucking on the couch because the door was ajar...while i watched them he made sure i was getting mine...
we sat out on his deck as i smoked a cigarette & told his fortune...it's strange to be serious with a comedian...it's like when a clown dies..
we watched them fuck some more...he had trouble coming the third time but the fourth time was easier..
i have trouble coming, which is to say i don't.
he slept, and i stayed awake thinking he was breathing funny & that i would have to perform cpr on him. i believe we woke up at noon or so which is when i decided to bolt...an inoppurtune time..why couldn't i have left at six or seven unnoticed?
he told me he had a great time & made a point of telling me he wasn't looking for a girlfriend...as if that's what i thought and/or wanted..
made the walk of shame home & crashed in my bed next to winter feeling violated yet satistfied
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