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| magdalena | If he can see you when you're sleeping, and if he knows when you're awake. If he knows if you've been bad or good... Is santa really a pedofile? Maybe it would explain why he likes having kids sit on his lap... | 021219 |
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| spiderweb | yeah. and why else would he be seducing mothers and kissing them in the middle of the night unbeknownst to their husbands? | 021219 |
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| jane | of course he's dirty! you would be dirty too if you were sliding through chimneys all the time | 021219 |
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| MollyCule | Santa in the mall hit on me the other day. It took everything I had to not actually puke on him. | 021219 |
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| p2 |
place an anonymous call to Mrs Claus she'll divorce his fat ass and take half of everything let's see that sleigh get off the ground with only 4 reindeer pulling his tubby butt rudolf will go with the mrs of course but santa will get visiting rights every other weekend |
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