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my god - grendel even as a watermark [Low key grey background]
[Cue narration by Huey Lewis in moderate tone as camera pans to and slowly circles a very fancy looking hamburger]

: Artisinal herbed brioche bun,
organically grown butter lettuce,
vine-ripened heirloom tomatoes,

One third pound of USDA prime angus beef, seared to juicy perfection and topped with a garlic and horseradish aioli and a side of seasoned wedge cut fries

[Insert restaurant name]
presents The Bateman Burger

Don't just stare at it...
Eat it.
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