how_to_make_love_stay
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your
guess
is
as
good
as
mine
.
how_do_i
get_love_back?
120714
...
Tom Robbins
Albert
Camus
wrote
that
the
only
serious
question
is
whether
to
kill
yourself
or
not
.
Tom
Robbins
wrote
that
the
only
serious
question
is
whether
time
has
a
beginning
or
an
end
. Camus
clearly
got
up
on
the
wrong
side
of
the
bed
,
and
Robbins
must
have
forgotten
to
set
the
alarm
.
There
is
only
one
serious
question
.
And
that
question
is
: '
Who
knows
how
to
make
love
stay
?'
120714
...
Tom Robbins
Who
knows
how
to
make
love
stay
?
Tell
love
you
are
going
to
the
Junior's Deli
on
Flatbush Avenue
in
Brooklyn
to
pick
up
a
cheesecake
,
and
if
love
stays
,
it
can
have
half
.
It
will
stay
.
Tell
love
you
want
a
momento
of
it
and
obtain
a
lock
of
its
hair
.
Burn
the
hair
in
a
dime
-store
incense
burner
with
yin
/yang
symbols
on
three
sides
.
Face
southwest
.
Talk
fast
over
the
burning
hair
in
a
convincingly
exotic
language
.
Remove
the
ashes
of
the
burnt
hair
and
use
them
to
paint
a
mustache
on
your
face
.
Find
love
.
Tell
it
you
are
someone
new
.
It
will
stay
.
Wake
love
up
in
the
middle
of
the
night
.
Tell
it
the
world
is
on
fire
.
Dash
to
the
bedroom
window
and
pee
out
of
it
. Casually
return
to
bed
and
assure
love
that
everything
is
going
to
be
all
right
.
Fall
asleep
.
Love
will
be
there
in
the
morning
.
120714
...
SAA
Ritualistic,
say
hey
to
the
keyhole
and
don't
eat
the
bacon
dude
,
like
don't
,
and
like
don't
because
it
it
it
became
all
stuck
in
the
fridge
,
wow
....theres
a
small
hole
in
that
door
dude
.
120715