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1. Phone NASA. Their phone number is (713) 483-3111. Explain that it is very important you get away as soon as possible.
2. If they do not cooperate, phone any friend you may have in the White House - (202) 456-1414 - to have a word on your behalf witht he guys at NASA.
3. If you don't have any friends in the White House, phone the Kremlin (ask the over seas operator for 0107-095-295-9051). They don't have any friends there either ( at least, none to speak of), but they do seem to have a little influence, so you may as well try.
4. If that also fails, phone the Pope for guidance. His telephone number is 011-39-6-6982, and I gather his switchboard is infallible.
5. If all these atempts fail, flag down a passing flying saucer and explain that it's vitally important you get away before your phone bill arrives.
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