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how_to_get_your_girlfriend_to_have_more_sex_with_y
Strideo Step one: Find out what her favorite Ben and Jerry's ice cream flavor is.

Step two: Buy a pint of said flavor and attach a note stating that if she eats any of your ice cream then she owes you sex.

Step three: Wait.





Possible outcomes:
She eats some ice cream and she has sex with you! Awesome!

She has sex with you and then she eats some ice cream. Sounds good!

She calls you out for being an unscrupulous cad for even imagining that this would work. Hey, don't blame me!
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Strideo Step one: Find out what her favorite Ben and Jerry's ice cream flavor is.

Step two: Buy a pint of said flavor and attach a note stating that if she eats any of your ice cream then she owes you sex.

Step three: Wait.





Possible outcomes:
She eats some ice cream and she has sex with you! Awesome!

She has sex with you and then she eats some ice cream. Sounds good!

She calls you out for being an unscrupulous cad for even imagining that this would work. Hey, don't blame me!
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unhinged ice cream after sex is the best 101012
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somebody if he would just fulfill_my_fetish. 101013
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Strideo hmmm, not sure if I have any really fetishy fetishes. the last girlfriend sure didn't seem to . . .

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