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hire_me
852456 Somebody.
I'm an artist.
I paint.
I draw.
I sculpt.
I just moved to Seattle.
I can do anything.
I'm a genius.
Hire me.
Somebody.

I'm begging.
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identificationless consideer yourself on the payroll, only I'm not sure when the checks get mailed out, or if they even get mailed at all. 040129