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| Geraldo Ravioli |
manufactured by a religious colony of porch_foot_lepers in the hollows of the hills in east scahu (being a breakaway sect of devotees of Saint_Lunchmeat_Aloysius_Basketball they were driven from their 500_watt_monastereo in hapsslj by a mob of angry turtles) the crates are crafted through a secret means from the increadibly light but durable wood of specially grown Large_hadron_taco_trees the only notable misstep in the marketing of these was the infamous buy-one, get-one-thrown-at-grandma campaign of 1977 in which there were at least seventeen thousand comfirmed fatalities |
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