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| god |
heaven is currently accepting applications for the position of GRAND POOBAH OF PRUNES. applicants must have a high school diploma or GED, and must like prunes. applications are available in heaven,room 901, on the 753 trillionth floor in the newly renovated southwest annex. closing date for this position is april 1, 1902. |
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