good_quotes
stork daddy
"
I
have
no
man
to
blame
but
myself
.
Other
people
contributed
to
it
,
but
I
have
to
carry
the
weight
of
a
fool
by
myself
." -
mike
tyson
"
I
offend
people
.
I
ask
this
lady
(
a
CNN
reporter)
a
lewd
question
because
I'm
in
a
lot
of
pain
.
I
have
some
pain
I'm
gonna
have
for
the
rest
of
my
life
.
So
every
now
and
then
I
kick
your
(
expletive
)
ass
and
stomp
on
you
and
... inflict
some
of
the
pain
on
you
because
you
deserve
to
feel
the
pain
that
I
feel
.
I
wish
that
you
guys
had
children
so
I
could
kick
them
in
the
(
expletive
)
head
or
stomp
on
their
testicles
so
you
could
feel
my
pain
because
that's
the
pain
I
have
waking
up
every
day
." -
mike
tyson
"
i
wish
that
for
just
one
days
you
could
be
in
my
shoes
,
then
you'd
see
what
a
drag
it
is
to
meet
you
." -
bob
dylan
031008
...
once again
"
The
sun
ain't
yellow
.
It's
chicken
."
~
Bob
Dylan
"
I
loll
in
molten
idiocy."
~Kathryn Dunn
"Nullum gratuitum prandium."
There
is
no
such
thing
as
a
free
lunch
.
~
Anonymous
"
Before
you
kill
somebody
,
make
absolutely
sure
he
isn't
well
connected
." -Slaughterhouse-Five,
by
Kurt
Vonnegut
"
A
rose
by
any
other
name
would
still
smell
like
the
sex
organs
of
a
thorny
shrub
." -
Mark
Fabi, "Wyrm"
031008
...
MollyCule
"
Your
name
is
a
golden
bell
hung
in
my
heart
.
I
would
break
my
body
to
pieces
to
call
you
one
time
by
your
name
."
-
The_Last_Unicorn
"(
i
do
not
know
what
it
is
about
you
that
closes
and
opens
;only
something
in
me
understands
the
voice
of
your
eyes
is
deeper
than
all
roses
)
nobody
,
not
even
the
rain
,
has
such
small
hands
"
-
ee_cummings
". . .
it
matters
little
very
little
love
is
not
so
bad
or
very
little
life
what
counts
is
waiting
on
walls
I
was
born
for
this
I
was
born
to
hustle
roses
down
the
avenues
of
the
dead
."
-Chuck_Buckowski
"
Her
breasts
fit
perfectly
into
his
hands
,
but
he
knew
this
was
no
promise
he
would
get
to
keep
them
.
A
Thousand
things
you
can't
have
will
fit
in
a
human
hand
."
-Barbara_Kingsolver
.
031008
...
zanna
i'm
an
instant
star
..
just
add
water
and
stir
.
-
david_bowie
040323
