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paste! freebasers of graphite_salsa:

1) steam clean all of your perceptostations, i.e. second guess your dog's identity.
2) jump like an egytian, walk for my love
3) enter the building as if nothing depended more than your own empty stares
4) when driving on highways, look both ways seven hundred times simultaneously as you pull lobsters from your crotch.
5) invest in history
6) twin your best idea
7) twin that one
8) make wheat into shadowy insurance salesman, a swimming pool from tetherballs, a giant out of zee raisins
9) repeat to yourself, "i will stamp my ass with the red-hot branding iron of a local bar owner"
10) identify your substance as you sleep lots; when you wake in troughs of peanut butter, that'll ingratiate your standing with the identical dream state so you can move on bending the rubber tablet of natural laws.
11) zar! oh shit!
12) porcupine mustache wilting on otherwise nicely trimmed asteroid.
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