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| silentbob |
i know a lot of people who realized they were sinners and admitted their love for god at age five. at age five i was concerned with whether or not we drove past cows on our way to my cousins house because that would make the car smell bad. not whether or not i was going to hell. |
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| god | i swear i thought she was 18. | 020420 |
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| insect life is all around |
no, i think he just seems to have a thing for lilliputians, rabbits and goats |
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| god | well, after i got my head straight, that is. | 020421 |
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| silentbob | hook em while they're young | 030809 |
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| misstree | that way you can train 'em proper | 030809 |
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| shivers |
i think when your five god is a thing to worship... like pokemon but do they really take it seriously? |
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| 123 | You better watch what you say about Pokemon (Capital "P", ok?) | 030810 |