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i always like to give my valentine a nice, warm, heavy chunk of uranium, and say, "my love for you has a half-life of many millions of years, and is extremely toxic to those who cannot handle radiation."
unfortunately, there haven't been many valentine prospects lately, nor can i afford to rescue my dear, sweet refined uranium from those assholes at the weapons lab nor those fuckfaces at the reactor. fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck ass fuck fuck ass fuck fuck fuck love me fuck fuck fuck fuck hold me fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck don't touch me fuck please touch me fuck fuck fuck.
SUMMARY: give plants, they outlast flowers. better yet, give flowering plants! yay!
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