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"I used to drive a Heisenberg Uncertainty car, but I could never read the speedometer without getting lost." -A. two atoms are walking down the road, drunk as skunks, having just come out of a bar from another joke. one atom isn't paying attention because he's telling the one about the hooker with the poodle, and runs smack into a telephone pole, knocking himself down. he gets up slowly, shaking his head, and the other atom says, "holy crap! are you okay?" first atom takes a moment to collect himself and says, "naw, man... there's something wrong... i think i lost an electron..." second atom says "crikey! that's bad... are you sure?" first atom looks him in the eye, nodding his head and says, "yep. i'm positive." wait for it. that one might take a moment. ;) |
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| soulesswanderer | lol.. good one... It only took a second to.. | 040412 |
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| goatse | haha lame | 040413 |
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| u24 | heh. | 041031 |