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Norm (This works really well if you can find someone you almost triple in weight.)

Find a table in the cafeteria with only one guy sitting at it and sit down, with a hamburger or something, on the opposite end of where the guy is sitting. Stare at the guy every now and then with an angry look. Finally, stand up and shout "look you little punk if you cough on my cereal one more time I'm gonna kick you in the shins."


Even though it doesn't make any sense and theres no reason for him to appoligize he will, over and over again.
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