funny_things_said_while_drunk
megan
(
in
a
very
matter
of
fact
tone
) "
that's
the
special
soccer
children's
bus
."
"
maybe
i'll
just
call
and
leave
a
message
of
long
intimidating
silence
on
his
machine
.
he
can
read
between
my
lines
."
(carrying
a
case
of
coronas
down
the
street
drunk
and
a
bike
policewoman
pulls
us
over
) "
let's
keep
walking
,
maybe
she
hasn't
seen
us
yet
."
"
hi
mom
!
no
we're
not
at
a
party
,
we're
watching
the
loud
party
scene
from
coyote
ugly
.
yes
i'd
love
to
talk
to
dad
."
random
guy
: "
are
you
drunk
yet
?"
me
: "
how
can
you
tell
?"
him
: "
stand
up
."
me
: "
i
do
like
the
stars
!"
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...
stork daddy
i'm
usually
too
drunk
to
remember
.
and
the
few
times
i've
called
myself
to
give
me
a
rundown,
i
was
usually
so
mortified
when
sober
that
i
erased
it
all
.
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...
Doar
"
Power
to
the
people
!"
said
while
holding
a
half
frozen
burrito
in
the
right
hand
,
and
raising
our
left
fist
and
proclaiming
quite
strongly
the
sentiment
above
.
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...
Doar
okay
....replace "
our
"
with
"
her
" (
where
is
my
mind
?)
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