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Mateo In the today and yesterday colums when you click recent, Elvis is playing games from heaven. Sometimes something a title from today (aligned with one from yesterday) makes sense, or are funny at least. Here are some I found at one particular moment.

I_reached_into_my_pocket_and_found abortion.

little_lego_man lust

Delayed/ compulsive_behabiour

Purity /little_girl

One_word/ greedy

Brad_pitt/ Alcoholic

I_want_you_I_want_you_I_want_you / I want
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unhinged two_words 020224
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Mateo Bands_ive_seen/ alanis 020224
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yummyC heart stop
mahayana falling_in_love
ask_silentbob in_a_lonely_place
good_question magic8ball
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...ooo... virginity orgasmic
word association 2 passion
word of the day sunshine
safety pin his words
blather expose
laughing pretzels (gr8)
whispers what i'm feeling right now 2
ooh my teeth are falling apart
pessimist days
i so miss you mahayana
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lycanthrope i prayed for rain...if i could open the sterile clouds, get real porous...
well i prayed...for it as a sign, that i hadn't caught the disease...
and....then i felt soft water on my cheeks...on my hands...i thrust my hands out still skeptical, soon skeptical and slightly moist...my eyes misted with tears and the moon was distorted by them....i found out upon further inspection...that the rain was water from a sprinkler system on the balcony above...so does it count now? how did i know to pray for it...was it due to some soft trickle started long before my eyes opened to a hollow seashell moon? drats...it's not as funny as the fact that someone else like me is on their computer right now and not wearing any pants
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carne de metal word association 4 ten years from now
the intellectual decay of blather-sunhine
anger late at night
go do something with him drowning
sandwich I tried to give
I swear I saw a life catharsis
pick up lines heaven
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carne de metal word association 4 ten years from now
the intellectual decay of blather-sunhine
anger late at night
go do something with him drowning
sandwich I tried to give
I swear I saw a life catharsis
pick up lines heaven
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yummyC penis_names i_tried_to_give_you 020226
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carne de metal to ones who fear the light sunshine 020226
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carne de metal funny coincidence two words 020226
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lostgirl took the squirt to the surgeon for his pre-imaging checkup and the resident who took care of him in the hospital two years ago was there.

he's a fully credentialed surgeon himself now, and has since gotten married. he quickly reported that they recently had a baby.... he proudly showed us the picture of his beautiful little boy.

'what's his name?' marc asked.

'his name is fyn.'
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