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p2
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i left work early on friday
having a receptionist can be fun
oh jane,
if anyone calls for me
please give them this message:
'the eagle flies backwards
at midnight'
i had my friend call later
he responded with:
'red rover, red rover
send the chihuahua over'
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p2
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tsk, tsk, tsk,
what did you people think
was posted here?
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jane
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"...not available...but...ummmm....
..he says to say, 'the eagle flies backwards at midnight.'"
i just thought it was funny my blather_name was there and i tried to imagine if it was me
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try these
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"if anybody's looking for me, i've been abducted by circus midgets"
"If anybody's looking for me, i was eaten by roaches"
"If anybody's looking for me, i had a terrible accident with a cheese-grater this weekend"
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silentbob
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i know who tried those
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p2
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jane
you'd make a good receptionist
the receptionist here
keeps pluralizing it
next thing i know
i'm going to receive
a shipment of
weapons-grade planetarium
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jane
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i actually was an "assistant receptionist" for a few years back in the day, so i know how it goes
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p2
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"did they restock the soda machine yet?"
"no, they're probably not making enough money"
"are you kidding? sodas are like 30 cents each at sam's club or bj's"
"i've never seen bj's"
"what?"
"SHADDAP!"
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