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This is my spatula. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. My spatula is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my spatula is useless. Without my spatula, I am useless. I must flip my spatula true. I must flip straighter than my enemy, who is trying to eat me. I must flip him before he flips me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my spatula and myself are defenders of my kitchen, we are the masters of our enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen.
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