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what about friendship and honesty? OK AUSTIN POWERS IN: SOMETHING EVIL At the end of Gold Member during the celebration at the end of the movie Austin's sweetheart begins to make out with his father. But he's not really his father, he is a robot, which doctor evil had transplanted to attempt to destroy the movie. Austin Power's becomes evil removing his girlfriend and acquiring 5 new girls: evil, eviler, even evelir, super evel, and evin souper evilar. Meanwhile Goldmemeber leaves his evil ways, realizing his dreams of gold can only be had by using the powers of good. He creates a put-put golf course for the disabled, made entirely of gold even the pop cans and name tages are gold. But it is only a cover for his hidden gold lab where he creates gold. Using alchemy. He even convinces Dr. Evil, with influences from the gold, to exchange his evil ways for good. This makes dr. evil's son irate, and he steals his father's evil estate and assumes his role. Also revealing to Austin in a fit of evil with a phone call that he is also Austin Power's real really real father. But the British spy agency still believes that Dr. evil is up to no good, and think that he is planning on using a gold bomb to cover the entire surface of the world destroying everything. Yes, G.M. HAS made that much gold, and he has made everything that he can, with gold, even a bomb. He extracts other materials and turs it into gold, which also has bad side effects, drilling the core of the earth ect. but it is pure economics and nothing evil. But deep down Dr. Evil is still evil, like a gobstopper with a thin layer of good only to reveal even more evil. When Austin finds out Dr. Evil is not helping G.M. he returns to the embassy and is made aware that the scale of kidnappings happening all over the world has increased slightly, everywhere, seemingly. Dr. Evil's clone and Fat Bastard are still working, and even try to get hitched...gross (ok, I will) gross. And Austin discovers he is not evil.
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