fruity_vodka_drinks
dafremen
If
your
bandmate
asks
.."Hey
man
..want
a
fruity_vodka_drink?"
on
a
hot
evening
..and
you
say
"
Yea
"..don't
be
surprised
if
you
find
yourself
driving
a
scooter
through
the
middle
of
some
unknown
neighborhood
in
absolute
darkness
wondering
how
the
hell
you
got
there
..
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...
Strideo
Last
time
I
had
vodka
I
also
had
the
pleasure
of
a
long
consultation
with
the
Porcelain_God.
First
time
I've
gotten
sick
from
drinking
in
years
and
I
didn't
even
get
that
drunk
.
It
was
as
though
I
skipped
right
over
the
"
smashed
"
phase
and
went
straight
to
the
"
oh
GAWD
I'ma
throw
up
"
phase
.
This
never
really
seems
to
happen
with
beer
.
I
drink
some
pretty
high
ABV beers,
the
ones
I
prefer
are
usually
in
7
to
10
% range
but
it's
still
a
nice
controlled
slide
into
tipsiness
rather
than
the
sudden
spike
like
liquor
can
bring
.
I
suppose
one
could
chug
a
dubbel
for
a
similar
effect
but
why
would
you
want
to
?
In
the
end
it's
my
own
fault
of
course
for
not
pacing
myself
.
...
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...
FrendoJane
Actually
,
it
is
the
fault
of
Saskaline_Zhorvoltselbolskyrav
.
If
she
wasn't
such
a
sexy
fuckin'
tigress
,
we
men
wouldn't
be
reduced
to
drinking
fruity_vodka_drinks
to
dull
our
raging
libidi (
plural
form
of
libido
).
080609
...
unhinged
the
only
time
i
ever
puked;
and
the
last
time
i
drank
raspberry
stoli
and
lemonade
and
then
smoked
i
thought
i
was
going
to
die
.
but
i
could
drink
whiskey
like
it
was
water
.
i
guess
the
irish
part
of
me
is
stronger
even
though
it's
smaller
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