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ever dumbening this is a challenge to Effingham Fish, god, and paste! only, cuz i don't give a shiitemoslem about what the rest of you have to say. okay, so that's not true, i dig what all of you say, but in this instance it's only for said parties. this is a blather_duel of flarchsquidlerian dimensionality.

to the combatants: as i drive to work along freeway 13 in oakland there are heads of romaine lettuce growing from the cracks in the overpass connecting with 580. explain.

and fear not, for this blathe has been innoculated against the auto_cross_reference_system with Uncle Charlie's Tea Tree Oil Rejuvinatrix Innoculatizer Balm®.

namaste, and good luck.

that is all.
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paste! last time you had an oil change, which was before september, you're car was equipped with lots of bacon, but you know not this. however, you should know that bacon_near_engine has a tendency to make some places within vicinity look like romaine lettuce is growing there. like highways and some lettuce farms. it's a common property found in any swine manual. swine manual belongs in glovebocks of all car. 011216
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paste! you're in your car and i'm in my broken lighthouse. 011216