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| Kristopher |
Coming home today, I had one of the worst headaches I have had in a while. I was grouchy and irritable; my brain was pounding. I felt that only one of three things would make me feel better: food, sex or violence. Violence was out, since the batting cages are closed for the season. Sex was out, since the only woman I am aware of who wants to have sex with me is over an hour away. So I just settled for maowing down a couple of turkey bacon cheeseburgers with barbecue sauce. But I do feel better, so that's good. |
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