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| sameolme |
Currently, I'm working on a Playdoh flavored brussel sprout. |
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| ever dumbening | i used to work for a crazy german import-export company; one of their products was flavor additives. we used to take the cheddar cheese flavor that smelled like fart and use it to fuck with our friends. we'd put a few drops on the welcome mat at a friends place, making them think that something died at their doorstep. or we'd be driving around town with three of us in the car in on the joke and one not; we'd hold the stinky flavor in front of the vent until the mark started to ask what the stinky smell was and we'd all deny smelling anything. ah, to be nineteen again. three cheers for melcher's cheddar cheese flavor. | 071120 |